Thursday, January 29, 2009

How to Teally Piss Me Off

Okay so, I had a quite unfortunate day today. I woke up late, then when I was walking down the stairs to the kitchen, I stepped in some dog piss and fell down the stairs. My legs still hurt, and my arms are shaking.. But nevertheless, it got even worse..

Anywho, my unfortunate experience of today, and life itself has given me the idea of telling all of you lovely folks on the internet, what really ticks me off. But before I start, I should mention that I have once been guilty of a few of these things, so let's just get it over now:

"OH JULIA!!111 UR SOUCH A HYPOCRITE!!! LOLOLOLOL"

Sorry for that painfuling annoying text, but thats what how I think a really anoying person would type. Which brings me to number one on the list of things that piss me off:

  • Go up to my face and say, "Aww! Look at the little Asian girl!" Or get my nationality wrong all together.

People do it all the time. And to make things worse they get this sudden idea that I'm Chinese, and ask me if I "was made in China." Aparently some people think all that all Asian people are Chinese. And to make things worse, they will say,

"N-O O-FFENSE, B-UT, DO-YOU EAT DOGS?!"

That's just about the worst thing you can ask me considering that I have to of them. I don't know where people get this idea that Asians eat the furry house hold pets.

Some people are just stupid all together and think that im Mexican. Usually the people that say that are soo sheltered, theyve probably never seen a Mexican girl. One girl even thought I was black. Kinda strange considering that how pasty as hell I am.

To get this straight, I shall tell you guys what Iactually am so you don't make this common mistake. I am Filipina, and my mom is a quarter Japanese so that would make me 1/8th Japanese. But some people tell me I look Japanese altogether, these people have also, probably never seen a Japanese person.

  • Ask me where I get my haircut.

I don't know why this bothers me, but the whole reason why I get my haircuts outside of the country, or at special Asian hair salons, is so that I dont look like all the average-Janes on the corner of the street. Just don't do it, cause I'll tell you that I got my haircut at Great Clips; which is a lie, because I spend four times more the money it costs on girls haircuts at that place..

  • Try to engage my in a conversation about music, when you listen to "artists" such as: Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers, Demi Lavoto, etc.. You get where I'm going.

I absoultely hate it how some girls (Maybe boys? I'd like to hope not..) have unhealthy over those Disney Channel stars when all their music is about boys, listening to your parents, and being a "rock star." Pfft.

In my opinion, good music isn't always the stuff that's on the radio, or what some money sucker tells you what's cool; Some good music has to actually be wanted, and found.

  • Snitch/Be a teacher's pet

It really bothers me when people report you to the deans at school, for just chewing gum. It also makes me mad when the same person is always raising their hand just to get attention from the teacher, when they don't even know the answer to the specified question. For Example:

"What is the square root of pi?"

-raises hand-

"Oh my god! PICK ME PICK ME!!! I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!"

"Jimmy, can you tell us the aquare root of pi?"

"No-- But I knitted you a sweater of love!"

Thats what you call an exageration, but you get me point. Ye, no, maybe so?

  • Talk to me like, "Oh my god, did you see Rachel's new socks?! They make her look soo FAT!" or, "OMG! Smell my new lip gloss!" and last but not least, "Bitch! You stole my boyfriend!" (Real quotes >.<)

You've probably guessed it.. Preppy people. They make me mad. I mean, girly-girls are fine with me, but do you have to talk like some sort of stuck up ho bag?!

Excuse my language.. Rage makes me use profanity.

Usually people that talk that are just seeking to suck up attention, which is one of my big pet peeves.

  • Call yourself ugly/fat all for the sake of me insisting you're not.

I find it hard to respect people when they tell me they think that theyre ugly, or they need to go on a diet because they can't see their ribs. To me, a person that deserves praise is the one who doesn't beg for it.

  • Tell me, "How you should you know me?! Your some Jap, and I'm black."

It really makes me mad when people make these accusations about me. The person that told me that must have not know that my grandpa, my uncle, and a few other people in my family, are black. Even though they don't have my blood, and I don't have their blood.

  • Be a wana be gangster

I live in Las Vegas, and they're are plenty of wana be gangsters at my school, on my street, in my house. Just kidding about the last one. But I don't get why people want to make people fearful of them, in hopes of being tough looking. Last time I checked being hated wasn't considered being cool.

And just because you inhale sharpies/rape your dog/cuss out your teachers doesn't evem make you even close to a gangster.. ._.

  • Assume that all people in Las Vegas live smack in a Casino.

I use to live in Oregon, and when I moved to Las Vegas, I would call a few of my old friends in Oregon, and they would ask me how my limo was, and what the hotel I lived in was like.. Oh boy. People don't get that just because I live in Las Vegas, it doesnt mean I live in the ghetto, or I have a bunch of money all of a sudden. I live in a house, in a SAFE neighborhood. Sure we don't have grass, but that's fine with me.

So if you read all of that, I congratulate you for being able to take my pain stakingly droaning rant/list of boredom. But honestly, meh.. I have nothing more to write.. /)_.